"GAY THEORY"

BY DAVID NINOMIYA

My theory is simple, it's that you want members of your own gender to be gay.  If you are male, you would want males to be gay, and if you are female, you would like females to be gay.  The reason is simple.  It has to do with supply.  If you are a guy and homosexual (gay), you want guys to be gay so you have a bigger selection of guys to choose from.  Now if you are a guy and NOT gay, or heterosexual, you still would want guys to be gay so these gay guys will get together and there are more females left unattached.  The same applies to females, who would want other females to be gay.  My theory therefore works, that you would want members of your own gender to be gay.


 
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